JUNIOR SANCHEZ will be hitting the decks as well


(Picture from lunarmagazine.com)

 
SUNDANCE WAS FUCKING CRAZY. I WAS SOAKING IT ALL UP TIL THE LAST PARTY I DJED MY DIM MAK WORK COMPUTER WAS STOLEN AT HARRY O’S. METALLICA WAS PERFORMING FOR THE DARWIN AWARDS MOVIE AND THERE WERE SO MANY HESHERS THERE. SO MANY OLD HESHERS WITH STRETCHED OUT ‘84 TOUR SHIRTS AND UGG BOOTS AND LEATHER JACKETS AND OLD LADIES WITH MULLETS. SOME OTHER ASIAN FRIEND TOLD ME THIS THEORY THAT HESHERS DON’T LIKE ASIANS BECAUSE WE’RE NOT HAIRY AND SWEATY PEOPLE AND SMELL BAD SO I WAS READY TO PLAY FUCKING METAL FOR THESE SWEATY HAIRY DUDES SO THEY WOULDN’T THROW HESHER SWEAT AT ME. BUT MY SHIT WAS FUCKING STOLEN BY THE TIME I WENT BACK TO DJ. THEY EVEN KICKED OUT COBRASNAKE FOR A SECOND CUZ HE WASN’T HAIRY ENOUGH IN THE FRONT OF THE PIT. HE’S THE HAIRIEST 20 YEAR OLD YOU’VE EVER SEEN! YOU CAN ONLY DWELL FOR SO LONG ON SHIT LIKE THIS CUZ SHIT IS FUCKING GONE. FUCK! IM SO FUCKING PISSED. BUT FUCK IT CUZ SHIT THIS WEEK AND THE NEXT AND THE NEXT IS SO FUCKING GOOD.
LAST NIGHT WAS MOVING UNITS AT HOUSE OF BLUES IN ANAHEIM.
AND TONIGHT IS HOT LAVA - THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH! TONIGHT WILL BE STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE, BENJI MADDEN, STRETCH ARMSTRONG (SPECIAL GUEST FROM NYC, SQUEAK E. CLEAN. ALL NIGHT LONG! WE MADE SPECIAL BUTTONS THAT WERE GIVEN OUT AT CINESPACE AND OTHER SPOTS SO YOU CAN GET THROUGH THE SMELLY CROWD TRYING TO GET IN. SOMETIMES HOLLYWOOD CAN BE SOOO FUCKING WACK SO WE GET MAKE SHIT GOOD CUZ ITY’S FUN OVER HERE!!! SO THE POINT OF DOING LAX ON SATURDAYS IS TO TURN THIS CLUB INTO OUR SHIT WITH THEIR SHIT. THE BUTTONS WILL GET YOU INTO A LINE THAT WILL GET YOU IN AND THE OTHER LINE PROBABLY WON’T. LAST SATURDAY 2000 PEOPLE SHOWED UP AND IT WAS TOO FUCKED OUTSIDE., SO COME EARLY ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE THE BUTTON AND IF YOU COME TO CINESPACE AND OUR OTHER PARTIES OUR DOOR GUY DANNY WILL SORT YOU OUT BUDDIESSS!!!! COME EARLY AND LETS MAKE THIS SHIT GOOOOD! IT ONLY FITS 400 PEOPLE SO DONT FUCK IT UP OK! IF IT’S AT CAPACITY THERE IS NOT MUCH WE CAN DO. SO DONT GET FUCKING ALLL PISSY IF SHIT IS WAY TOO FUCKING CROWDED AND YOU CAME TOO LATE AND YOU BROUGHT LIKE A MILLION GUY FRIENDS WITH YOU.
MOVING ON....
TUESDAY AT CINESPACE WITH THE LIKE!!!!!!!! EVERYONE LOVES THE LIKE!!!!!

HERE IS THE WEEKLY SCHEDULE STARTING TODAY!



SATURDAY JAN 28TH
DIM MAK RECORDS, THECOBRASNAKE.COM, BOJESSE, DCMA PRESENTS
HOT LAVA
@ LAX (1714 LAS PALMAS/HOLLYWOOD)
RESIDENT DJS
STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
BENJI MADDEN
ADAM 12
SQUEAK E. CLEAN

TONIGHT WILL BE
SPECIAL GUEST!!! STRETCH ARMSTRONG FROM NYC!!!
STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
BENJI MADDEN
SQUEAK E. CLEAN

PHOTOS BY THE COBRASNAKE
AND HOT LAVA BUTTONS TO GET YOU INTO THE VIP LINE!
THE DIM MAK PEOPLE PAY $5 TO GET IN. THE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE TO PAY $20!! SO GET THERE EARLY AND DO IT GOOD. OK!
RSVP: PARTYLINE@DIMMAK.COM WITH HEADER “HOT LAVA”

!!!!!DIM MAK & KID MILLIONAIRE HEAD TO NYC!!!! SUNDAY AND MONDAY!!!!
I HEAD OFF TO NYC TOMORROW WITH MY SISTER DEVON. SHE’S DOING SOME TOP SECRET SHIT OUT THERE SO NO CAN SAY ON THAT GOOD GOOD SHIT.

!!!!!BACK TO LA FOR CINESPACE!!!!!!

TUESDAY JAN 31ST
DIM MAK RECORDS, THECOBRASNAKE.COM, I HEART COMIX, JASON STEWART AND FILTER MAGAZINE PRESENTS
CINESPACE TUESDAYS
@ CINESPACE
LIVE PERFORMANCES
THE LIKE
ARMY NAVY
RESIDENT DJS
STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
FRANKI CHAN
(SPECIAL GUEST) JUNIOR SANCHEZ!!!!
DRINK SPECIALS AND FREE SPARKS FROM 10-11PM!!!!
RSVP: PARTYLINE@DIMMAK.COM WITH HEADER “CINESPACE LIKES THE LIKE”

FRIDAY FEB 3
ROCKET FRIDAYS
@ BELO (SAN DIEGO - 4TH & E)
DJ STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
ALL NIGHT
RSVP: PARTYLINE@DIMMAK.COM WITH HEADER “BELO FEB 3”

SATURDAY ONCE AGAIN SAME DEAL AT HOT LAVA AT LAX!!
SAME RESIDENT DJS!

NEXT WEEK IS FUCKING AWESOME!!! HERE IS A BRIEF!
SATURDAY FEB 4: HOT LAVA @ LAX. DJS - STEVE AOKI, BENJI MADDEN, SQUEAK E. CLEAN
DIM MAK & THE COBRASNAKE HEADS OFF TO DETROIT!!!
SUNDAY FEB 5: OFFICIAL SUPER BOWL PARTY IN DETROIT. QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE AND DJ STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE (RSVP: PARTYLINE@DIMMAK.COM WITH HEADER “QUEENS OF THE SUPERBOWL”
DIM MAK & THE COBRASNAKE HEADS OFF TO LAS VEGAS!!!
MONDAY FEB 6: GODSPEED @ HOUSE OF BLUES FOUNDATION ROOM IN LAS VEGAS. DJ STEVE AOKI ALL NIGHT. RSVP: PARTYLINE@DIMMAK.COM WITH HEADER “GODSPEED VEGAS”
DIM MAK & THE COBRASNAKE GOES BACK TO LOS ANGELES!!!
TUESDAY FEB 7: CINESPACE TUESDAYS @ CINESPACE WITH HEAVENLY STATES AND 8BIT.
WEDNESDAY FEB 8: WILLIAM MORRIS GRAMMY’S PARTY @ PRIVATE LOCATION. NO RSVPS BUDDIES.. SORRY.
DIM MAK & THE COBRASNAKE HEAD TO MIAMI!!!
FRIDAY FEB 10: REVOLVER PARTY @ PAWN SHOP IN MIAMI, FLORIDA. DJ STEVE AOKI, JOSH MENENDEZ AND FRIENDS. RSVP: PARTYLINE@DIMMAK.COM WITH HEADER “REVOLVER MIAMI”
DIM MAK & THE COBRASNAKE HEAD BACK TO LA!!!
SATURDAY FEB 11: HOT LAVA AT LAX!! YOWWWWW!!!

 

FEAUTURING

STRETCH ARMSTRONG

 
TO THE PERSON WHO STOLE MY APPLE COMPUTER FROM THE METALLICA CONCERT AT HARRY O'S DURING SUNDANCE WEDNESDAY JANUARY 25, 2006, I WILL GIVE A REWARD TO YOU IF YOU WOULD RETURN THE COMPUTER. THERE ARE PRICELESS DOCUMENTS AND ITEMS INSIDE THE COMPUTER TO ME THAT WOULD BE MEANINGLESS TO YOU BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST ART FILES OR DOCUMENTS RELATED TO SPECIFIC BANDS/ARTISTS FROM MY LABEL. I KNOW YOU WILL READ THIS BECAUSE I HAVE THIS PAGE SET BY DEFAULT WHEN YOU OPEN UP SAFARI ON THAT COMPUTER, SO I'M SURE AT SOME POINT YOU WILL READ THIS....I JUST HOPE THAT YOU WOULD BE INTERESTED IN TRADING THE COMPUTER IN FOR A REWARD. YOU CAN SEND AN ANONYMOUS EMAIL TO ME AT dimmak@dimmak.com IF YOU WOULD BE WILLING TO TRADE THE COMPUTER FOR CASH. I HONESTLY AM ONLY INTERESTED IN THE INFORMATION IN THE COMPUTER. PLEASE BE UNDERSTANDING ABOUT THIS. IT'S LIKE IF YOU ROB SOMEONE ON THE STREET, JUST TAKE THE CASH AND GO. YOU DON'T NEED THE DRIVER'S LICENSE TOO... IN THIS CASE, I'M JUST INTERESTED IN GETTING MY DRIVER'S LICENSE BACK.

 

 

 
!!!!NEW SATURDAY DIM MAK WEEKLY!!!! EVERY SATURDAY AT LAX!!!!!! SATURDAYS CAN BE FUCKING COOL IF IT'S FILLED WITH RAD PEOPLE... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN??!!!

SATURDAY AND EVERY SATURDAY
SATURDAY JANUARY 21ST
DIM MAK RECORDS, BO JESSE, THE COBRASNAKE, DCMA, AND BPM MAGAZINE
PRESENTS
HOT LAVA
@ LAX
(1714 N. LAS PALMAS AVE, HOLLYWOOD)

RESIDENT DJS
STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
ADAM 12 (SHE WANTS REVENGE)
BENJI MADDEN (GOOD CHARLOTTE)
SQUEAK E. CLEAN (SAM SPIEGEL)

THIS SATURDAY 21ST WILL BE
BENJI MADDEN
SQUEAK E. CLEAN
JUNIOR SANCHEZ (FROM NYC!)

PHOTOS BY THECOBRASNAKE

RSVP: partyline@dimmak.com with subject header "HOT LAVA LAX"

DIM MAK/KID MILLIONAIRE & THE COBRASNAKE IN SAN DIEGO FOR ASR
EZEKIEL & BPM ASR PARTY ON FRIDAY




WE CLOTHING AT ASR



SATURDAY JAN 21, 2006
SUPRA PRESENTS
ASR LAUNCH PARTY
@ HOUSE OF BLUES
1055 5TH AVE SAN DIEGO
8PM-2AM

Z-TRIP
IMA ROBOT
DJ STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
DJ CHAD MUSKA

RSVP: partyline@dimmak.com with subject header "SUPRA ASR"

DIM MAK/KID MILLIONAIRE & THE COBRASNAKE HEAD TO SUNDANCE - FLYERS WILL BE POSTED SOON

 



NEW ADDITIONS
STRETCH ARMSTRONG
NICK FROM JUAN MCCLEAN

 
For FLYER AND MORE INFO!!!
DIm Mak Events
Dim Mak Records
Steve Aoki Myspace Page
Dim Mak Records Myspace Page


FIRST THINGS FIRST, I DID NOT LEAVE LOS ANGELES. I LOVE LA AND DON'T THINK I COULD JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT. BUT I DID HOWEVER, GET A PLACE IN NYC WITH MARK COBRASNAKE. WE GOT A PLACE IN LOWER EAST SIDE BECAUSE WE'LL BE DOING A WEEKLY RESIDENCY OVER THERE IN THE NEW YEAR. THIS WEEK WILL BE A LA TO NYC AND BACK WEEK AGAIN. AND LATER ON THE DIM MAK WEBSITE WE'LL BE DOING A BIG RECAP OF ALL THE CRAZY FUN SHIT WE DID '05.

TUESDAY NIGHT - CINESPACE WITH LONGCUT, LYRA, GREATEST TRAGEDY
WEDNESDAY NIGTH - NYC PARTY - MARQUEE W/ DJ STEVE AOKI
THURSDAY NIGHT - PHILLY OPENING PARTY AT CELEBRITY SUSHI RESTAURANT HARU
FRIDAY NIGHT - NYC PARTY - HAPPY ENDINGS!! RAGERRRR WITH ADDVICE AND COBRASNAKE
SATURDAY NIGHT - TWO PARTIES- ICE CREAM SOCIAL & XINI PARTY WITH KINGS OF LEON B-DAY BASH!
SUNDAY - DAY OF REST.
THEN ITS ON NEXT WEEK IS SO CRAZY. ILL TELL YOU MORE LATER
BUT SHIT HAPPEENNS SO FAST SO KEEP UP OR YOU'LL MISS IT LIKE WHEN YOU WERE SLEEPING IN A CAR AND SOME BAD ACCIDEENT HAPPENS CUZ YOU FELL ASLEEP. ITS HORRIBLE TO SEE BUT YOU WISH YOU KINDA SAW IT. SO YOU JUST HAVE TO KEEP ONE EYE OPEN. AND BE READY FOR THE ACTION CUZ ITS HAPPENING NOW!!! RIGHT NOW!!! AND THEN ITS GONE. TOTALLY FUCKING GONE READY FOR THE NEXT SHIT. SO DO IT!
DO SOMETHING GOOD.
OK SO HURRY CUZ OUR PARTY TONIGHT STARTS IN 30 MINUTES
ARE YOU READY??!! FOR THIS WEEK???!!!!

OH YEAH ON NEW YEARS EVE, I WAS DRIVING BACK TO LA FROM SAN DIEGO WITH MATT COLON WHO HAPPENS TO BE MY AGENT - YOU SHOULD EMAIL HIM AT MATT@DIMMAK.COM IF YOU WANT TO BOOK ME FOR YOUR BEST PARTY, AND ANYWAYS, IT WAS FUCKING POURING RAIN AND WE DID 2 360'S ON THE FREEWAY!!! 2 360'S IT WAS SO SLOW!! THE 360'S WERE IN SLOW MOTION. SO SLOW I SAW PEOPLE'S EXPRESSIONS AS WE WERE SPINNING OUT ON THE ROAD GOING OVER 60 MPH AND WATCHED THEM AS THEY WERE LIKE "WHAT THE FUCK!!! THEY ARE GOING TO DIE!!" MAYBE NOT BUT EITHER WAY IT WAS FUCKING INSANE AND I WAS SHIITTGGIN IN MY PANTS AND I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH LUKE MULDERINK WHO WORKS FOR DIM MAK ABOUT OUR PARTY FOR NEW YEARS AND I PUT MY HANDS UP ON THE CEILING ANTICIPATING A MAJOR FUCKING CAR WRECK AND MAYBE FLIPPING OVER AND YELLING SOME THING I FORGOT NOW BUT YELLING AND MATT WAS LAUGHING AND THEN WE HIT THE TREE AND WE WERE OK CUZ I PUT MY FEEET AGAINST THE FRONT AREA OF THE CAR SO THE IMPACT WAS LESSENED.. CRAZY SHIT. .THEN WE DROVE HOME AFTER TRIPPLE AAA GOT US OUT OF THAT FUCKED UP THING. THEN GIANT VILLAGE WAS CANCELLED THEN DIM MAK STILL HAD THE BEST PARTY OF NEW YEARS THAT WE DID WITH ADDVICE, PUMA, COBRASNAKE AND LITTLE RADIO... WOOOOHOOOO. LIFE IS FUCKING CRAZY.

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!!!!!DIM MAK/KID MILLIONAIRE & COBRASNAKE GO TO NEW YORK!!!!!

WEDNESDAY JAN 11
PAUL SEVIGNY AND MATT DAMHAVE PRESENT
UPSTAIRS AT MARQUEE
SPECIAL DJ SET FROM 12-2AM
DJ STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
RSVP: partyline@dimmak.com - IM NOT SURE HOW MANY PEOPLE I CAN GET IN. BUT IF YOU WANT TO TRY EMAIL WITH SUBJECT HEADER "MARQUEE WEDNESDAY"


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!!!!!DIM MAK/KID MILLIONAIRE & COBRASNAKE HEAD TO PHILADELPHIA!!!!!
OUR FAVORITE SHIT HAPPENING IN PHILLY IS DAVE P. MAKING TIME, FAVORITE SONS, NEED NEW BODY, DRYW SCULLY, FAVOURITE SONS - YES!!!, MAKING TIME AND DON DEVORE FRIENDS AND FAMILY.


THURSDAY JAN 12
HARU SUSHI RESTAURANT OPENING
@ NEW LOCATION TBA

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FRIDAY JAN 13
DIM MAK RECORDS, ADDVICE MARKETING, THECOBRASNAKE.COM
PRESENTS
RAGERRRR
UPSTAIRS @ HAPPY ENDINGS
(BROOME AND FORSYTHE)

FREE SPARKS!!!!! ALWAYS WITH ADDVICE YOU GET FREE SPARKS!!!!!

DJ STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
DJ JUNIOR SANCHEZ
DJ ELHAAM (ADDVICE)
AND MORE SPECIAL GUESTS

DOWNSTAIRS IS THE HUSH HUSH RAPTURE PARTY SO SHIT WILL BE FUCKING RAGING RAGGGERRRRRRSSSSSSS INTO YOUR MOUTH!!!! UPSTAIRS AND DOWNSTAIRS!!!


RSVP: partyline@dimmak.com WITH SUBJECT - "HAPPY ALCOHOLIC RAGERRRRS"
IF YOU DONT GET AN EMAIL BACK THAT MEANS YOU ARE GOOD TO GO. SO JUST RSVP AND SEE YOU THERE AT 10PM
PARTY GOES ON FROM 10PM-4AM

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DIM MAK/KID MILLIONAIRE & COBRASNAKE FLY BACK TO LA!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE WHAMMY!!!!!!

SATURDAY JAN 14
VAPORS MAGAZINE
ICE CREAM SOCIAL
HOSTED BY PHARRELL'S
ICE CREAM SKATE TEAM

OPEN BAR!!! FREEE ALCOHOL!!!!
NEW VIDEGAMES!!! AMPED 3 SKATE OR DIE DUDE!!!

AND FREE ICE CREAM!!

DJ STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE
7PM-10PM

AT
BROOKLYN PROJECTS
7664 MELROSE
WEST HOLLYWOOD CA 90046

RSVP: partyline@dimmak.com WITH SUBJECT HEADER "ICE CREAMS"

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OK THIS PARTY IS SO FUCKING BRILLIANT. CUZ YOU CAN DRINK FOR FREE!!! I WISH I CAN GO IN BIGGER CAPS. BUT YOU CAN DRINK FOR FREE ALL NIGHT AND THERE IS NO CURFEW AND ITS LEGAL!!! WHAT THE FUCK?! ITS FUCKING LEGAL AND YOU CAN DRINK THERE WITH YOUR FRIENDS FREE SHIT PAST 2AM PAST 5AM IF YOUWANT AND IT GOES ON AND ON. EVERY WEEK ITS AT A DIFFERENT PLACE - EITHER SOME STUPID BIG MANSION OR A BIG STUDIO BUT I CANT TELL THE WHEREABOUTS. SOMEDAY I WILL BUT THIS ONE I CANT UNLESS YOU ALREADY KNOW.

SATURDAY JAN 14TH
XINI PARTY
BURN LOUNGE OFFICIAL OPENING
KINGS OF LEON B-DAY BASH PARTY
ALL NIGHT!
FROM 10PM-5AM
DJ STEVE AOKI KID MILLIONAIRE

SORRY NO RSVPS.