Sex Panther – 60 percent of the time, it works every time.

September 10, 2013 Nikki Lifestyle, News Tags: ,

sexpantherLet me tell you something. As a woman, I need a man who can do like a thousand bicep curls while maintaining a shimmering mustache of manliness and smell like champion. I realize that some of you can’t even grow a section of peach fuzz on your quivering upper lip, but there is no longer any excuse for you to not smell like pure awesome now that Sex Panther cologne has been unleashed into your manly man kingdom. And it’s only $35, by the beard of Zeus! So iron your leisure suit, get yourself down to the local joint where man perfume is sold (it’s next door to the Toilet Store), and buy SEX PANTHER; it comes in a bottle so you don’t have to.

“60% of the time, it works every time.”

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