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Nothing Says Romance like Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

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Valentine’s Day is approaching fast and stores are filled up with red heart-shaped candy boxes, teddy bears, cards and flowers. Valentine’s Day cards can be sentimental and sweet, but it’s always the funny and punny that capture the truly great things about relationships. With Valentine’s Day approaching, your honey is is expecting a creative card.

These funny V-Day cards are for people who understand that mushy love is a 24/7 job for your bae. The best way to express yourself is honesty, so if you are cheesy and corny, these cards capture your relationship.

Check out our favorite cards below, including some from Drake, Tinder and Netflix.

How animals eat their food…

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The Earth is a precious rock covered in meat sacks (humans) hurtling through space at a seemingly unending spiral of universal epicness. But it’s not just us human skin bots! We share this gorgeous and strange planet with millions of gorgeous and strange creatures (and I don’t mean your relatives). As the saying goes, knowledge is power, and the more we know about the animals that help make up our ecosystem, the better we can learn how to coexist. Thankfully, the fellas at MisterEpicMann and Onkel Bernis Welt have graced us with two videos that demonstrate the various eating styles of some of our furry and feathered friends; this is like next level PBS Nova shit right here. After watching these videos, you’ll be able to go to your family reunion, full of people who think they are better than you, and demonstrate your extensive knowledge of how a kangaroo gets his grub on. You can take joy in saying “Take that, cousin Mark, with your fucking Doctorate’s! I can eat this salad like a goddamn rhino! Bet they didn’t teach you that at Stanford!” and then give him a sample of the Cheetah dining ritual. >Boom.

Video Premiere of Mustard Pimp’s “Catch Me” feat. Alec Empire

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In anticipation of their newest single, we are proud to announce the video premiere of “Catch Me”, featuring Alec Empire of Atari Teenage Riot.

The complete release of the title track, featuring remixes by DJ Antention, Kanji Kinetic, and Counterstrike, is now available for download on Beatport here, and through all worldwide retailers October 11th.

Mustard Pimp – “Catch Me” w/ Alec Empire | Beatport Exclusive | Out Now!

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Buy Now: Mustard Pimp w/ Alec Empire – “Catch Me”

 
Catch Me
 

“Love the Ant & Rowland the Bastard mix!”
-PeaceTreaty

“it runs too fast for me ! i’m too old to try to catch it !!”
-Etienne de Crecy

 


Mustard Pimp – “Catch Me” w/ Alec Empire
Release Date: Setp. 27th, 2011
 
Catch Me
Mustard Pimp collaborates with Alec Empire from Atari Teenage Riot for their forthcoming single “Catch Me”. The EP features aggressive reworks courtesy of DJ Antention, Kanji Kinetic, DJ Ant and Rowland The Bastard, Cooh, Counterstrike, and Access Denied. “Catch Me” is a bloodlust banger that sends a nod to Prodigy’s earlier work and charges on with beguiling vocals and a 8 bit hook of high intensity.
 

Horrible Bosses – Trailer

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Three friends share a negative commonality, horrible bosses. After a series of unacceptable instances from their respective bosses, Nick, Kurt and Dale each agree to have their bosses taken out in hopes of bettering their daily grinds. The movie features a few big names within the cast including Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey, Donald Sutherland, Julie Bowen and Jamie Foxx.